Mark desperately wanted to have sex with this hot girl at work, but she had a
boyfriend. One day Mark got so desperate that he went to her & said "I'll give you £100 if you let me have sex with you..."
The girl looked at him shocked and said
"Hell no!" Mark replied, "I'll be real quick, I'll throw the money on the floor, and when you bend over to pick it up, I'll be in and out in a flash, I'll be finished by the time you've picked up all the money."
The girl thought about it for a moment and said "But I have a boyfriend, let me check if it's ok with him..."
So she phoned her boyfriend and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says "Ask him for £200. Pick up the money really quick, he won't even have chance to pull his trousers down."
The hot girl agrees to Mark's proposal and Mark throws £200 on the floor. After 45 mins, the boyfriend get worried and calls the hot girl to see if their plan worked.
When she answers the phone, the boyfriend says, "What the fuck happened, where are you?"
Still breathing heavily, the girl replies, "The bastard had all 20p coins! Don't blame me!"
