3 26-03-2012 15:32:56
Re: još malo viceva (144 odgovora, objavljenih u Zabava)
Došao čovjek u Osijek i pita taxistu:
-Koliko je vožnja do Đakova?
-100 kuna!
-Ali ja imam samo 80!?
-Onda ništa.
Razmišlja tip pa kaže:
-A, je'l ti mene možeš voziti za tih 80, pa dokle dođemo?
-Može.
Nekoliko kilometara od Đakova kaže taxist:
-Tvojih 80 kuna ovdje završavaju!
-Ali kiša pljušti, a to je još samo par kilometara?!
-Van!, reče taksist...
Nakon tjedan dana dolazi čovjek opet na taxi stajalište. Taxist od prošlog tjedna je zadnji u redu...Čovjek ode kod prvog:
-Evo ti 100 kuna za vožnju do Đakova i još 100 ako mi ga popušiš!!
-Marš!-saspe taksist salvu psovki za njim i potjera ga...
Ode čovjek kod drugog taxista, a ovaj ga isto potjera i izvrijeđa.
I tako svi redom dok nije došao do taxista od prošlog tjedna:
-Koliko je vožnja do Đakova?
-100 kn isto k'o i prošli tjedan, sta se praviš lud!?
-Čuj, evo ti 100 kuna, a evo ti još 100 ako me lijepo polako ovuda provezeš i
usput maši svojim kolegama...
8 22-01-2012 19:39:35
Re: a kaj ve (18 odgovora, objavljenih u Mali limiti)
niveaformen napisao:
Kaj znači opće ovaj 3. broj na statsima? Ne znam kakav odgovor očekuješ kad ovak postaš hand?
Vjerujem da ne bi bilo problema izračunat EV od oba playa kad bi nam sany pomogo sa rangevima i nekim pretpostavkama, ovako je guessing game.
to ti je i just wanted to say hi post? 
VPIP/PFR/3BET
9 21-01-2012 20:32:36
Tema: a kaj ve (18 odgovora, objavljenih u Mali limiti)
29/25/18 f 62 henda i 98/33/10 f 45henda
kj bi vi na turnu
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Holdem Manager, No-Limit Hold'em Ring
Small Blind: $0.10
Big Blind: $0.25
SB ($25.72)
BB ($26.98)
UTG ($41.03)
MP ($9.65)
CO ($25.63)
BTN (sany2) ($43.42)
Dealt to BTN (sany2)
Preflop: (Pot is: $0.35)
UTG & MP & CO fold, BTN (sany2) raises to $0.62, SB raises to $2.7, BB calls $2.45, BTN (sany2) calls $2.08
Flop: (Pot is $8.1, 3 players)
SB bets $4, BB calls $4, BTN (sany2) calls $4
Turn: (Pot is $20.1, 3 players)
SB checks, BB checks
River: (Pot is $20.1, 3 players)
Total Pot: $20.1 | Rake: $20.1
11 16-01-2012 17:40:55
Re: dosta je bilo kurvanja ilitiga PokerPro Coaching projekt... (76 odgovora, objavljenih u Projekti, izazovi, blogovi)
gl
23 27-11-2011 01:34:07
Re: još malo viceva (144 odgovora, objavljenih u Zabava)
These two guys walk into a bar, and they've each got a black eye... The bartender asks the first guy, "What happened to you?"
The first guy responds "I had a slight mishap of words with my wife.. You see, we were getting plane tickets, and the lady behind the terminal was REALLY big breasted and I
accidentally said "Two pickets to titsburg please!' and I MEANT to say 'Two tickets to Pittsburgh!' and she hit me.."
The bartender looks at the second guy and asks. "And you?"
The second guy responds "I had a
slight mishap of words also.. This morning, while I was eating breakfast, I meant to say
"Please pass the margarine' but instead I said, "You stupid bitch, you ruined my life."
24 27-11-2011 01:30:47
Re: još malo viceva (144 odgovora, objavljenih u Zabava)
Boy asks his mum, what does pussy and bitch mean, Mum says "A pussy is a cat, a bitch is a female dog." Still confused he asks his dad. His dad said, "You should have come to me first son." he pulls out a penthouse mag and drew a circle around the vagina. "A pussy is everything inside the circle" The boy asks, "So dad what's a bitch?"..."Everything outside the circle, my son!"
