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Tema: Smiješne poker izjave

Slučajno sam naletio na ovo, ima poprilično smiješnih stvari:
http://www.thepokerforum.com/forum/ubbt … d/1#import

Nisam sve pročitao, ali evo par kojih jesam:

"I've seen almost every flop and still end up losing my a$$!"

"When I play high-cards, I lose. When I play low-cards, I lose. I don't know what else to play anymore!"

playing a NL game with friends, i had AA, and after many raises and reraise preflop, we got all in. he had JJ, and spiked his J on the flop. someone asked him how he couldn't put me on Aces, and he replied "well i did for a minute, and thought if he had AA then my JJ is as good as KK and i'm not folding KK."

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Re: Smiješne poker izjave

hahahhahahhahhaahah  ova  zadnja  je  tolko dobra  da mi je  stara sad  usla  u sobi pitala  me  cemu se  smijem

bio je  flip, il cu dobit  il cu izgubit -vis  da  je  50-50
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"All I got was pocket crap."

lol  lol  lol


Hahahahaha, ima fenomenalnih.

"So I raise before the flop, and he calls, the flop comes duece, rag, rag...."

lol  lol  lol

Zadnji popravljao salemetal (14-02-2011 20:47:33)

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Re: Smiješne poker izjave

Evo jedna iz Hrvatske: "Kad se igra na svjetskom prvenstvu blindovi su 25/50, ali se tamo rejza odma' do 700, jer se tako igra."

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a sta bi triba rejzat do 200 pa da mu svi udju  hmm

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Re: Smiješne poker izjave

roba59 napisao:

playing a NL game with friends, i had AA, and after many raises and reraise preflop, we got all in. he had JJ, and spiked his J on the flop. someone asked him how he couldn't put me on Aces, and he replied "well i did for a minute, and thought if he had AA then my JJ is as good as KK and i'm not folding KK."

ova je vrh

When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose
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Re: Smiješne poker izjave

vrištim do smjeha... zakon!

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