Poker vicevi

bas mora bit "poker vic" , neznam bas da ima tako puno viceva o pokeru 

1)Q:What's the difference between a professional poker player and a God?
A: God doesn't think he's a professional poker player.

2)A guy shows up at his Thursday night poker game with his bulldog. The dog jumps on on an empty seat and the guy buys him some chips.

As the dealer starts to pass the dog by, the guy says, "Hey, deal my dog in!"
Everyone looks rather askance but they deal him in.

To everyone's surprise, the dog picks up the cards and begins to play!
After a few hands one of the guys says, "Say, that's amazing! Your dog ought to be in the Guiness Book of Records!"

The dog owner says, "Nah, he sees too many flops from early position and is a ****er for a check-raise."

3)A Red dog walks into Western Union and asks the clerk to send a telegram. He fills out a form on which he writes down the telegram he wishes to send: "Bow wow Poker, Bow wow Poker."

The clerk says, "You can add another "Bow wow' for the same price."

"But," the dog responded, "wouldn't that sound a little silly?"

4)Q:What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?
A:In a casino, you really mean it!

5)Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your doorstep?
A:Pay him for the pizza.

6)Q: What's the difference between a professional poker player and a large cheese pizza?
A: a large cheese pizza can feed a family of four.

Pita profesorica Maju na satu matematike: "Majo, nastavi niz: 1234...?"
Maja odgovara: "1234...5678"
Prof: "bravo Majo, Ivice; nastavi niz 8, 9, 10...?"
Ivica: " 8, 9, 10 , Dečko, Dama, Kralj, As..."

...kad Chuck Norris ima nuts svi ga moraju Call - at 

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