Mogućnosti traženja (Strana 1 od 3)

New Miley Cyrus DVD: £15

Tub of Vaseline: £3

XL Box of Tissues: £2

The look of disgust on the cashier's
face as you pay: Priceless

A 12 year old boy is walking down the street, dragging a flattened frog behind him, on a string.
He goes into a whore house and tells the woman in charge 'I want to sleep with a girl. I have the money.'
The woman takes the money and asks the boy to pick a whore.
'I heard when men have sex with Amber they have to get shots. So I want her.'
Awhile later the boy comes downstairs still dragging the flattened frog, having had sex.
The woman says 'Why did you pick the girl with all the diseases?'
'Because,' the boy replies 'When I get home, my babysitter will have sex with me and get the disease. When my dad drives her home, he'll jump her and get the disease. When he comes back, he'll sleep with my mom, and she'll get the disease. In the morning when the milkman comes, he'll have a quickie with my mom, and get the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my frog.

Došla časna sestra kod ginekologa na redovan pregled. Nakon kratkog pregleda, doktor joj reče:
- Sestro, pa vi ste trudni!
- To je nemoguće! Jeste li sigurni u vašu dijagnozu!?
- Da Sestro, vi ste u četvrtom mjesecu trudnoće!
...
Bjesna, časna sestra se brže-bolje vrati u samostan, uleti u menzu gdje obeduju monasi i ljutito se zadere:
- Ko je od vas drkao po svjećama?!

FlashForward

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1441135/

Igraj

Mislio sam da sam dobar na turnu zbog drawowa koji su mi dosli ali sad vidim da nema nikakvog smisla jer ne beatam bas nista osim decka ili zraka. Lik je imao set dvojki.

Kad se lijepo upakirana gomila laži uspije prodati narodnim masama polako i sistematski tokom nekoliko tisuća godina - onda se istina smatra totalnom besmislicom, a onaj koji ju propovijeda - totalnim luđakom.

Evo kako izgleda kad se nema sreće... ili?

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PokerStars, No-Limit Hold'em Ring
Small Blind: $0.05
Big Blind: $0.10

SB ($10)
BB ($11.25)
UTG (kertak9) ($10)
MP ($10.27)
CO ($10.88)
BTN ($10)

Dealt to UTG (kertak9)

Preflop: (Pot is: $0.15)

UTG (kertak9) raises to $0.35, MP raises to $1.1, CO & BTN & SB & BB fold, UTG (kertak9) raises to $4.75, MP raises to $10.27 (All-In), UTG (kertak9) calls $5.25 (All-In),

Flop: (Pot is $20.15, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (Pot is $20.15, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (Pot is $20.15, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Showdown:
UTG (kertak9) shows

(Straight, Ace high)

MP shows

(Three of a Kind, Kings)

                                                                     
Total Pot: $20.15 | Rake: $1

Winners:
UTG (kertak9) wins $19.15